J. Cutler
QB · 2010–2016 · 68 appearances · 808.6 total pts · 11.9 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2016 |  Freundlich | CHI | 1 | 4.0 | 4.0 |
| 2015 |  Baumann,  Waxman | CHI | 7 | 100.2 | 14.3 |
| 2014 |  Valenzuela | CHI | 12 | 177.4 | 14.8 |
| 2013 |  Foote,  Banys,  Bronchtein,  Wright | CHI | 11 | 133.9 | 12.2 |
| 2012 | Valenzuela, Foote | CHI | 7 | 67.9 | 9.7 |
| 2011 |  Norberg | CHI | 15 | 136.3 | 9.1 |
| 2010 |  Wessel | CHI | 15 | 189.0 | 12.6 |
Week-by-Week History
2016 — CHI — 1 weeks, 4.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Freundlich | Spooky Wiener | QB | CHI | @TB | 4.0 |
2015 — CHI — 7 weeks, 100.2 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | Baumann | Two Tickets to Paradis | QB | CHI | @LAC | 16.6 |
| 10 | Baumann | Two Tickets to Paradis | BN | CHI | @LAR | 24.7 |
| 11 | Baumann | Two Tickets to Paradis | BN | CHI | DEN | 8.5 |
| 12 | Baumann | Two Tickets to Paradis | BN | CHI | @GB | 12.9 |
| 13 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | QB | CHI | SF | 6.1 |
| 14 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | BN | CHI | WAS | 19.1 |
| 16 | Waxman | My Ball Zach Ertz | BN | CHI | @TB | 12.3 |
2014 — CHI — 12 weeks, 177.4 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | BUF | 16.0 |
| 2 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | @SF | 25.5 |
| 3 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | @NYJ | 16.4 |
| 4 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | GB | 15.1 |
| 5 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | @CAR | 19.8 |
| 6 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | @ATL | 21.6 |
| 7 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | MIA | 6.9 |
| 8 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | @NE | 20.7 |
| 9 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | Bye | 0.0 |
| 10 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | QB | CHI | @GB | 6.9 |
| 11 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | MIN | 21.3 |
| 12 | Valenzuela | Spiller I Barely Know Her | BN | CHI | TB | 7.2 |
2013 — CHI — 11 weeks, 133.9 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | BN | CHI | CIN | 17.3 |
| 2 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | BN | CHI | MIN | 18.6 |
| 3 | Foote | Cecil Your Shorts III | BN | CHI | @PIT | 11.5 |
| 4 | Banys | Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich | QB | CHI | @DET | 17.6 |
| 5 | Banys | Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich | BN | CHI | NO | 23.0 |
| 6 | Banys | Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich | QB | CHI | NYG | 20.5 |
| 7 | Banys | Nicaraguan Crabtree Sandwich | QB | CHI | @WAS | -0.9 |
| 10 | Bronchtein | Asomugha to Mouth | BN | CHI | DET | 12.0 |
| 11 | Bronchtein | Asomugha to Mouth | BN | CHI | BAL | 0.0 |
| 12 | Bronchtein | Asomugha to Mouth | BN | CHI | @LAR | 0.0 |
| 16 | Wright | Cunt Punters | QB | CHI | @PHI | 14.4 |
2012 — CHI — 7 weeks, 67.9 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | CHI | IND | 18.9 |
| 2 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | CHI | @GB | 2.2 |
| 3 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | CHI | LAR | 7.1 |
| 6 | Foote | Virgins with AIDS | BN | CHI | Bye | 0.0 |
| 7 | Foote | Virgins with AIDS | BN | CHI | DET | 13.4 |
| 8 | Foote | Virgins with AIDS | BN | CHI | CAR | 5.8 |
| 9 | Foote | Virgins with AIDS | QB | CHI | @TEN | 20.4 |
2011 — CHI — 15 weeks, 136.3 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | ATL | 18.5 |
| 2 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | @NO | 13.0 |
| 3 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | GB | 17.2 |
| 4 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | CAR | 2.3 |
| 5 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | @DET | 14.3 |
| 6 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | MIN | 16.7 |
| 7 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | @TB | 8.9 |
| 8 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | Bye | 0.0 |
| 9 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | @PHI | 16.3 |
| 10 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | DET | 4.7 |
| 11 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | LAC | 24.4 |
| 12 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | @LV | 0.0 |
| 13 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | KC | 0.0 |
| 15 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | SEA | 0.0 |
| 16 | Norberg | Bobo the Hobo | BN | CHI | @GB | 0.0 |
2010 — CHI — 15 weeks, 189.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | DET | 21.1 |
| 2 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | @DAL | 23.4 |
| 3 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | GB | 14.5 |
| 4 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | @NYG | -2.3 |
| 5 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | @CAR | 0.0 |
| 6 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | SEA | 13.5 |
| 7 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | WAS | 5.2 |
| 8 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | Bye | 0.0 |
| 9 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | @BUF | 19.4 |
| 10 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | QB | CHI | MIN | 19.9 |
| 11 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | @MIA | 7.0 |
| 12 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | PHI | 27.6 |
| 13 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | @DET | 12.6 |
| 14 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | NE | 2.2 |
| 16 | Wessel | Yo La Tebow | BN | CHI | NYJ | 24.9 |